Gabe Saporta fled into the deserts of Arizona one day to find the true meaning of his existence away from his emo-rock band, Midtown. Saporta spent days and nights pondering life, mysterious lights constantly plaguing the nighttime sky above him. One distinct night, the lights became so mesmerizing that Gabe became catatonic and started levitating into the air. A snake suddenly came out of nowhere, bit his neck, and he awoke to find a talking cobra from the future nursing his wounds. This enigmatic cobra went on to explain the end of the world (no salvation for anyone) and disclosed Gabe’s purpose in life - to ensure that mankind went out in style. As the cobra revealed, Gabe must complete this “by teaching hipsters to not take themselves so seriously and by telling emo kids to stop being pussies.” Hence, Cobra Starship were born.